If there is an almighty being, I bet it's a cat. If you're a cat person, maybe you agree. If you're not a cat person, why are you here? Really, I'm curious. You can let me know in the comments. Or keep up the silent stalking. That's cool, too.
I haven't figured that one out yet--the why am I here thing. I met someone once who claimed she had the answer, but then refused to share it. That just made me figure she's chosen her own purpose for being--to annoy others. Well, whatever.